THIS IS THE FOUNDING STORY OF NOPEET. THIS IS DA GENESIS BLOCK.
As Nopeet is a brand from a land far away, you might not know the story of it's death and rebirth. Or anything else than our reputation. Let us tell you the Da Story!
K & W, Founding Fathers of Nopeet
As corporate leaders we needed to live our lives by our core values. It was time to kick out our raggedy-ass wives and update them to a more suitable level.
It was mid 2016 and we had operated so far from an old and rusty shipping container. It was time for us to take the next step and upgrade our office spaces into something more awe-inspiring.
Even though the Lambo we bought skyrocketed our expenses, the money still kept coming.
We had been freed. But earth still offered us temptations. It was as if we were junkies in the verge of relapsing any minute.
As we had wandered aimlessly for over a week on Mars, we had to face the truth and admit our defeat. We were no closer to the truth of our happiness than we had been on Earth.
We had opened the briefcase in hopes of indulging us with the ancient wisdoms of the Martian Illuminati. But it was empty.
It finally struck us like a lightning bolt from a clear blue sky. The Martian Illuminati wanted to fill us with emptiness.