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Chapter 03 / 09

FROM RAGGEDY-ASS BITCHES TO GOLD DIGGING CUNTS

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Chapter 03

FROM RAGGEDY-ASS BITCHES TO GOLD DIGGING CUNTS

In the last chapter we promised to tell you of the circumstances that ended up with Nopeet six feet under.

Here we go:

As corporate leaders we needed to live our lives by our core values. It was time to kick out our raggedy-ass wives and update them to a more suitable level. Unbeknownst to us a snake had slithered it’s way in to the paradise and the forbidden fruit awaited it’s taker. We did not hesitate for a single moment to take what was rightfully ours.

We did what 99 % of the world’s richest do; we stepped on a landmine that would doom us to our damnation.

In hindsight, it was clear that our ivory towers started to shake from the moment we decided to surround ourselves with gold digging bitches. Our pace was getting out of hand and we couldn’t see well anymore. We started to suffer from speed blindness*.

With kindest regards,
K & W

*(Speed blindness: /Spi:d blaind·nuhs/

“A visual condition due to achieving terminal velocity. Most noticeable symptom in the patient is the loss of peripheral vision, which results in an experienced “tunnel vision”. The patient becomes unaware of his/her surroundings.”)

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