Da Purple

#2025 Shades are designed to fit both Adam and Eve, no matter the size or shape of their heads. These shades are sturdy AF. You better have a shotgun if you feel like destroying them. - Length of the arms is adjustable - 100% UVA/UVB protection - PC lens & frame

We deliver super fucking fast!

We deliver super fucking fast! With our trusted partner, DHL Express, you will get your Nopeet order delivered right at your doorstep in 1-5 business days depending on where you live on Earth. Also returns are free and eazy. Just email us if you wanna return the product and we'll send you a return label. After that DHL comes and picks up the package.

YOU ARE OUR 1st PRIORITY!

Although our jokes are bad, our customer service is SUPERIOR! We will reply to you no matter how fucking stupid your question is and regardless of whether you have ordered from us or not. We try to be there for you 365/24/7. (Excluding weekends when our team is drinking.)

GET-LAID-GUARANTEE

It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible not to get laid if you're wearing Nopeet Gear. Therefore we're sending everyone who orders from us a complimentary Nopeet Condom. You're gonna need it!