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#2025

Nopeet's first signature shades. Designed in 2016 with the #2025 vision in mind. These shades are the foundation stone of Nopeet's DNA.

From safety goggles to a Masterpiece.

Nopeet's first shades in 2015 were safety goggles with mirror lenses. Yes, the beginning couldn't have been more glamorous! (More disclosures about this in Da Story's 1st Chapter). After high-rolling for a year with cool safety glasses we wanted to redesign the fuck out of this shit. We designed the new model with future vision, #2025, in mind. The outcome: Da Notorious #2025 Shades.

How does one design sunglasses?

That's what we needed to learn to pull off this motherfucker! The hardest part was to put together all the pieces we wanted to put together. We wanted the glasses to look like future, we wanted them to guarantee the person wearing them would look good and get laid and we wanted the glasses to be of superior quality. In the end all that came together and the outcome turned out to be greater than the sum of its parts.

Da Most Popular

Not just the most outrageous shades you have ever seen...

We wanted to design something that not only looks stunning but that is a pleasure to wear. #2025 shades come with adjustable arms and will therefore fit everyone out there. No matter how big or small your potato head is, these will sit on your face like a charm! The lenses have side shields which ensures no sunlight will penetrate into your eyes from surprising angles.

These shades will get you laid...

On top of all the functionalities there's the fact that these shades WILL GET YOU (and people around you) LAID. The confidence boost created by this wonderful product can be seen hundreds of meters from you. All this may lead to states of overconfidence which sometimes can be slightly annoying if you ask humans around you. However, who the fuck would ask them?

Tested on animals.

As all our products, also #2025 has been tested on animals. It all worked fine & smooth!

These humans fuck A LOT.

Da Black

Da Shades

Your Mom

Nopeet DNA crossbred with Sports Performance = Your Mom

#2025

Da Foundation Stone of Nopeet's DNA.

Da Shield

You’ll never need to show your face again!

Apocalypse

The literal shape of the motherfucking future.

NOPEET IS A TRUE STORY OF GLIMMERING OBJECTS AND ORGASMS

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