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Apocalypse

The literal shape of the motherfucking future.

So what the fuck is this product? 🤠

“Once you free your mind about a concept of Harmony and of shit being correct You can do whatever you want So nobody told me what to do And there was no preconception of what to do” - Giorgio by Moroder, Daft Punk Well said! And yeah, that's pretty much how it went with Apocalypse too...

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Built-in radicalization. Designed with sex² in mind.

Apocalypse's purpose is to communicate how radicalized you are, how much you are getting laid and how much you WILL BE getting laid. When we talk about results, we talk about Apocalypse.

Why Apocalypse?

There's a real reason why Apocalypse exists. Or it's not a reason, but there's a path that lead to its birth. Let us explain: We have always liked big glimmering mirror lenses. We have also always liked space helmets with huge glimmering mirror lenses. We wanted to create a sphere that could cover your whole head with a glimmering mirror lens until we realised that it would mean wearing a ball. At that point we understood we needed to rethink the design a bit. What we ended up doing was cutting a slice of that sphere and building a saddle for it that would enable it to sit on your face. All in all, even if we wanted to have a bigger lens, we're pretty fucking excited of how Apocalypse came out. That doesn't mean we wouldn't do the full-head-sphere in the future though...

Tested on animals.

At Apocalypse's product development phase we tested it on several different animals. Gorilla was the coolest!

Humans can wear it, too.

See!

These humans fuck A LOT.

Apocalypse

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Apocalypse

The literal shape of the motherfucking future.

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