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Da Shield

Some of us aren’t happy with our own faces. Some of us use makeup to cover up, but not all of us feel comfortable doing that.

BUCKET x SUNGLASSES

After years of revolutionary product development we’ve come up with an ‘outside the box’ -solution; We crossbred a bucket and pair of astonishing sunglasses resulting in an unprecedented outcome: Da Shield. With Da Shield you’ll never need to show your face again!

Da Shield doesn't make sense...

...and that's exactly why it makes sense.

Da Most Popular

STOP DA VIRUSES

Not sure if Da Shield really stops anything but at least it makes you feel more comfortable when people are coughing their lungs out around you...

Bad Motherfucking Bunny...

...approves!

These people fuck A LOT.

Da Shield From Da Fancy Side

Da Shades

Your Mom

Nopeet DNA crossbred with Sports Performance = Your Mom

#2025

Da Foundation Stone of Nopeet's DNA.

Da Shield

You’ll never need to show your face again!

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The literal shape of the motherfucking future.

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