Nopeet DNA crossbred with Sports Performance = Your Mom
Cruise missile could wear them.
We realised that many of our customers use their Nopeets for sports. Running, cycling, shagging, rowing, etc... Inspired by that observation we decided to create thoroughbred sports shades. We wanted to make the glasses look fucking stunning. We wanted them to have superior fit. Such fit that a cruise missile in it's full speed could still wear them. We also wanted to make them super light and comfy.
But why Your Mom? Why on earth?
That was just a brain fart! First, we were thinking about naming these glasses something that would go along with their speedy looks. Something that would be fast, aggressive and epic, all at once. Da Cruise Missile was one of the alternatives on the table... Fortunately Your Mom came up. Once we tasted that name for the first time we knew in a flash that this was it. Having a pair of high-performance sports shades that are called Your Mom, makes it so much nicer to talk about them!
Feel like masturbating to technical details?
Yeah, figured out you want to do that! Especially if you're a road cyclist, you want to know exactly how many micrograms your glasses weigh and from which superior Japanese material they're made of. Let us give it to you: The glasses are super light (32g) because they're made of the lightest possible matter: Nopeetium. Just kidding, the glasses are light because they are made of TR90! The lenses are made from the finest Japanese polycarbonate mother earth could provide us with. Super comfy nose pads and wrap-around profile make Your Mom hug your face tight but pleasantly. Any other questions, contact our customer service team - they are more than happy to give you more masturbation material.
Morpheus has Your Mom sitting on his face on vacay. Let that sink in....
NOPEET IS A TRUE STORY OF GLIMMERING OBJECTS AND ORGASMS
THIS IS THE FOUNDING STORY OF NOPEET. THIS IS DA GENESIS BLOCK.